I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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