didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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