You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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