R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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