I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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