OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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