"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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