so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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