Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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