So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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