On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You may now shotgun with the bride
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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