Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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