He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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