Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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