dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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