I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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