The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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