He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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