i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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