Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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