Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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