Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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