I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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