Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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