you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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