Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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