anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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