I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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