She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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