What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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