I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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