Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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