So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.