I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...