I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR