Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship