yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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