I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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