Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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