I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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