put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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