So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm getting married
To pizza
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
