There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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