just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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