2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
