I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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