He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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