Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You almost got us killed.
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