oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
