lets start a swedish sibling band together
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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