its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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