so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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