going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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