I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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