She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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