got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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