My brain says no but my pants say off.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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