i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Is it penis luge time yet?
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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