So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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