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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands

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• (949): View more from California

  When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in

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