just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
and she was petting her beer can
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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