Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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