Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
why is half of my head shaved?
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