I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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