So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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